If I Wrote an Emo Album, These Would Have Been the Song Names

March 21, 2019


Track 1: An Entire Bottle of Kombucha and a Dozen Melatonin Tablets
Track 2: I Left You Blue and You Left Me on Read
Track 3: Negative, I Am a Meat Popsicle
Track 4: Thanks for the Request, Tom
Track 5: We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
Track 6: Kiss Me Like the Antidote is Beneath my Tongue
Track 7: Sad Song Played Backward on Vinyl
Track 8: You Must Be a Ghost With the Way You’re Always Between My Sheets
Track 9: Obligatory Long Emo Song Name
Track 10: Which One is Gerard?
Track 11: I am Billy Pilgrim, Come Unstuck In Time (And so it goes…)
Track 12: Church Organ Donor
Track 13: Watching Cosmos With the Lights Off
Track 14: Wide Awake Listening to Armor for Sleep
Track 15: Bookmarking the DSM 5
Track 16: There is an Idea of a Patrick Bateman…
Track 17: A Murder of Crows, An Unkindness of Ravens
Track 18 (Bonus Track): Death Uber For Cutie







Brice Maiurro is a poet from Denver, Colorado. His second collection of poems, Hero Victim Villain, will be out this June for Stubborn Mule Press. His favorite emo albums are The Black Parade and Man on The Moon II: The Legend of Mr. Rager. His roommate tells him he is a polar bear.


Share on Facebook
Share on Twitter
Please reload

Featured Posts


March 12, 2019

Please reload

Recent Posts

April 17, 2019

March 21, 2019

March 21, 2019

March 12, 2019

Please reload

Please reload

Search By Tags
Please reload